Our wives really!!!!

*Husband and Wife:*

I put her in the Toyota Camry car I was using then and off I drove to Shoprite. I did not even tell her we were going to Shoprite. When we got there, she exploded

“Do you have money? What are we doing here? I said, “just follow me and pick anything you want.”
Right inside Shoprite, I picked cart and wheeled it behind her. “Pick anything you want baby.”

See women o! Na so she dey pick, pick, pick. “The cart come full”

I picked the bill, almost N86,000. As we were going out of the mall, something struck her ..and she said, “Honey You did not buy yourself anything! she wondered”

“Ah, I have no cash left. Let us go home …”

“No, I have some money she said. Let’s go back and pick what you want. So we went back. My wife picked a bill of N42k for me alone.

Now, you know I never knew my wife had money on her? But she brought it out and spent on me because I had impressed her.
*My man, Impress your wife, she will spin surprises on you.*

Now look at this again: when I scrutinised all we bought with my N86k, hardly was there anything strictly for her. Almost everything we bought were things we used at home and for the children. But when it was her turn to buy for me, I bought things for MYSELF! Shaving cream, boxers, stockings, slippers, DVDs, singlets, my kind of wine, etc. Things me alone use!

*It taught me a great lesson: most women are good. Most women are not greedy. All they want is show them you love them, you will be surprise for life !*

Men, give your wives pocket money today. Cultivate the habit. Don’t say sebi she is working.
And women, don’t say how much are you giving me sef? Always appreciate what he gives you and say thank you. May God bless our marriage.

HE IS TRYING TO DESTROY THEM! WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

There is so much happening in these times…

GOD is raising people… While the devil is making his own efforts…

You have to walk circumspectly to be who GOD designed you to be….
Why?

The devil is out to frustrate the Abrahams so they would lose their faith

He’s out to scare the Moses, so they won’t deliver the people of GOD

He’s out to eliminate the Nehemiahs’ so they won’t rebuild the walls of godliness

He’s out to scare the Esthers so they would love their lives rather than death

He’s out to seduce the Samson’s so they won’t establish peace in their world

He’s out to demoralise the Jobs, so they would curse their GOD

He’s out to sift our Peters’, so they won’t feed the sheep

He’s out to curse our Johns’ so they won’t stay with GOD

He’s out to drown our Sauls’ so they wouldn’t become their Pauls’

He’s out to scare our Elijahs’ so they wouldn’t disgrace the priests of Baal

He’s out to waste our Solomons’ so they won’t release the wisdom of our GOD

He’s out to deceive you, so you won’t fulfil GOD’S PURPOSE…

Would you allow HIM…. Or you’ll stand with JESUS CHRIST regardless…

I understand, the walk of faith requires much tribulation…
But be of GOOD CHEER, JESUS CHRIST overcomed the WORLD(John 16:33)

Stand up for Christ in your sphere of influence
And the devil would flee because of your WORD.

Stay Blessed.

PASTOR OYEDEPO’S AIRCRAFT ALMOST CRASHED…. THANKS BE TO GOD

THE presiding Bishop of Living Faith Church Worldwide, popularly known as Winners Chapel, Dr. David Oyedepo, yesterday relived how he and others travelling with him escaped what he described as a “potential plane crash.”

The bishop shared the testimony at the ‘Breakthrough Service’ held at the church’s world headquarters in Ota, Ogun State and broadcast to all the zonal centres of the church in Ota and Lagos. Bishop Oyedepo told the congregation that the plane had a mid-air crisis, but added that “God took control and landed the plane.” Before he shared his testimony after the normal preaching, he was said to have read IICorinthians 1:8- 12 and asked the congregation to read those verses of the Bible when they got home. He then led the congregation to read Psalms 52, Isaiah 52: 1-3 and Psalms 94: 1-3, which talks about God’s vengeance against the wicked.

The bishop then told the congregation how God miraculously delivered him and the others when the plane ran into turbulence. He said: “There was a mid-air crisis, there was serious turbulence, but there was no apprehension. Jesus took control. He landed the plane safely. And we were just celebrating the faithfulness of God.” Although he did not disclose where he was going or coming from when the incident happened, a source told us that he might have been returning from London.

He, however, said he would give the details of the incident tomorrow at a thanksgiving service. After sharing the testimony, the bishop, who was said to be his vivacious self throughout, led the congregation to sing a thanksgiving chorus: Almighty God, all powerful God; you are worthy to receive all our praise, you reign forever more.

The Deputy President of the church, Bishop David Abioye, and other top pastors joined Bishop Oyedepo on the altar to dance in a wild praise and singing session.

What do you have?

Back in the days when Germany was divided, a huge wall separated East and West Berlin.

One day, some people in East Berlin took a truck load of garbage and dumped it on the West Berlin side.

The people of West Berlin could have done the same thing, but they didn’t.

Instead they took a truck load of canned goods, bread, milk and other provisions, and neatly stacked it on the East Berlin side.

On top of this stack they placed the sign:

*“EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS”*

How very true! You can only give what you have.

What do you have inside of you?
Is it hate or love?
Violence or peace?
Death or life?
Capacity to build or capacity to destroy?

What have you acquired over the years?
Salvation or condemnation?

*”EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS”*

Think about it!
Please give out the good in you always.

Be Blessed

Why you shouldn’t judge anyone anyhow…

Have you watched the video!!! It’s a powerful illustration based on why we shouldn’t jump at false conclusions… That’s also a reason why we shouldn’t accuse our Leaders anyhow…. You don’t have a clear idea of what they are facing presently…. The worst you can do is to pray for them….if you think you have complaints. Always look for reasons to compliment people!! Be careful of the words you use to describe people, they do a lot of good or damage…. Let’s change our approach to our relationship with people… #refresheninglove

Don’t ever wait till then!

Imagine if Christ has waited for you to love HIM truly, before HE gave you un-ending grace….? You wouldn’t get saved.

Imagine Christ waited for you to obey HIM completely, before HE protects you in your sleep?.. you would have been dead.

Imagine Christ waited for you to pledge total allegiance to HIM, before HE secured your full admission into that institution? You wouldn’t be an undergraduate talk less of graduating…

We could list thousands of similar situations…

It’s the same thing to constantly wait for a supernatural event or confirmation before you preach the gospel about Christ who saved you.

It’s the same thing you are doing, when you wait for a big income or gift before you pay your tithes, or sow into that Church.

Are you a modern Thomas, that doubts till a physical evidence of GOD’S TRUTH is seen…

Get out of that ignorance and seek and obey GOD like never before.

HE will strengthen you as HE has ever done to me.

Stay Blessed in HIS LOVE…

Lesbian Pastors Get wedded

Two black American, Pastor Twanna Gause and Pastor Vanessa Brown, who happened to be lesbians, tied the knot on August 24th at the New Vision Full Gospel Baptist Church in East Orange, New Jersey.

Gause’s father, Mr. Gause, citing “differences in theological beliefs,” refused his daughter’s invitation.

“My father would not come here because he does not believe in same-sex marriage,” Ms. Gause said. “He told me the devil tricked me into this, and that if we had been married in biblical times, we would have been stoned to death.”

Ms. Brown, 46, and Ms. Gause, 45, are both pastors of Rivers of Living Water United Church of Christ.

This is an expression of the hard work of the devil in these times…. Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;